You don’t have to be grateful that it isn’t worse.
read that.
read it again, and again, and again.
somebody, somewhere, always has it worse than you. there is one person on this planet that has it the worst of all, and that person is NOT the only person allowed to be unhappy with their lot.
if things are bad for you, they are bad for you. period.
look at the kittens
these are turtles
On my way to the lizards
Emergency Voice Acting Request
You don’t have to be skilled. You don’t have to have great equipment.
I need a male voice actor to do just a few lines for me really quick. This is for a school project so immediate responses would be preferred.
If you are at all offended by any religious context, especially extremist religious representation, this isn’t the project for you.
I would prefer a voice actor that can be very expressive with their pitches, and perhaps has a bit of a scratchy voice.
But really, I’m not being too picky.
Thanks!
Today, I fucked up… by using my asthma inhaler
I’ve collected several prescriptions for Seretide, my preventer inhaler, but I don’t use it too often so I accumulate a few in the bathroom. I always use them before a big day out. So, in preparation for NYE, I get out of the shower, deodorise, open the inhaler and take a deep blast into my lungs.
What I didn’t do was check the inhaler before I used it. Turns out a nest of baby cockroaches had moved in right on the nozzle inside the mouthpiece. I sprayed the back of my throat full of cockroaches.
Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger
No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this
This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.
The finger blocks it
The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.
The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand
HAVE YOU NOT FUCKIN SEEN THE MYTHBUSTERS EPISODE WHERE THEY TESTED THIS AND BUSTED IT. Your hand will be annihilated instantly
It’s true, Jamie Hyneman got his entire left hand eviscerated into a red mist on live TV. But he used the wrong finger you have to use your right hand
Grateful that some things didn’t work out the way I once wanted them to.
(via neaux-la)
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg
I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them
lol wat
This will never stop being hilarious.
omfg
it wouldnt be hard for them to laugh in this scene ay this is fucking gold
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision.
We only have seven days to left reblog this joke
TOMORROW IS THE LAST FULL DAY TO REBLOG THIS
MAKE IT COUNT
TODAY IS THE LAST DAY LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO!!!!
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